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1. #VASELINE ILLUMINATE ME HOW TO#
2. #VASELINE ILLUMINATE ME DRIVER#
3. #VASELINE ILLUMINATE ME SKIN#
4. #VASELINE ILLUMINATE ME FULL#

Yes, canary glass, uranium glass, or Vaseline glass, as it became known in the early 20th century for its similar color to petroleum jelly, emits radiation, but the amounts are tiny, infinitesimal, ridiculously small. After slaking your children’s thirst, carefully rinse those tumblers by hand to absorb sponge after sponge of even greater concentrations of radioactivity.įor the record, none of this matters, not even a little bit. Now you’ve exposed your innocent lambs to even more radiation, since minute traces of the uranium in the glass can leach into whatever your kids are drinking, coating their throats and stomach linings with a cool, radioactive wash. Go ahead and fill those tumblers with orange juice or milk, then serve these wholesome beverages to your adorable children.

#VASELINE ILLUMINATE ME FULL#

Well, you just bought yourself four tumblers full of radioactive beta-waves. Let’s say you’re that tchotchkes dealer’s customer, and you decide to purchase those tumblers because you think their hue will go nicely with your lemony Formica kitchen table. “If radioactivity is the thing that makes Vaseline glass cool, it’s not what makes Vaseline glass glow.”

#VASELINE ILLUMINATE ME DRIVER#

It doesn’t matter whether you’re the gaffer making footed cake plates in a glass factory, the driver loading boxes of lace-edged compotes onto a truck, or the tchotchkes dealer setting out vintage Vaseline glass toothpick holders and tumblers for prospective customers-all of you are being zapped. Everyone who collects Vaseline glass knows it’s got uranium in it, which means everyone who comes in contact with Vaseline glass understands they’re being irradiated. Vaseline glass gets its oddly urinous color from radioactive uranium, which causes it to glow under a black light. That’s the catch-all word describing pressed, pattern, and blown glass in shades ranging from canary yellow to avocado green.

#VASELINE ILLUMINATE ME SKIN#

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#VASELINE ILLUMINATE ME HOW TO#